The louder you criticize my cooking, the sooner you go in the pot where you'll really shut up.
Adamantium is a great conductor of heat.
Keep that thing where I can see it. Last time it came up out of the bathtub and that was bad news.
You better clip those claws before cooking it. I hear once it hits the water it starts slashing again.
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