Daddy, You Smell

Favorite
candy,cigarettes,dad,fake,responsible,smoking
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Just like mom candies look just like quaaludes!

Cancer in a Cup

Favorite
cancer,cigarettes,cup,drugs,tea
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Ooh are those heroin poppers? What an intoxicating snack!

Healthier Habit

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addictive,carrot sticks,carrots,cigarettes,design
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Watch out, if you replace smokes with carrots 1:1 you may just turn orange.

Kids These Days

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alcohol,chocolate,cigarettes,gatorade,kids,tic tacs,wtf
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When I was a kid we ate candy and drank fruit punch. WTF, I don't even know.

Ashtray Cake

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ashes,ashtray,butts,cake,cigarettes,fondant
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Hey, I was smoking to curb my appetite, what is this crap?

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