Instead of dipping them in chocolate, let's get them help for their unfortunate problems.
My hands don't get gooey enough when the marshmallow is hidden on the inside. I demand a mess!
Peanut butter was too healthy, let's make more Nutella ripoffs and get the kids going!
Better yet, hide a shot of rum in the middle! Surprise! You're drunk!
By the time this stupid candle melts down I will have already alienated and offended my date. Burn faster!
I don't remember a mountain of ice cream in Wonka's factory but I'm sure there was one in there somewhere.
Yep, kitty says they're done!
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