Choose Your Chicken Wisely

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breaking bad,chick fil a,chicken,chick fil-a,gay rights,gus fring
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Evil-to-the-core drug lord? I'm in! Bigoted coward? No thanks! Besides, the meth makes the chicken even tastier.

High Art, High Flavor

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amazing,art,chicken,chocolate,sculpture
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My favorite gallery openings are the ones where we all get to eat the art afterwards.

Let's Not Get Greedy

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buffet,chicken,greedy,legs,rules
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Our collective obsession with legs in this country has gone TOO FAR.

Barf on a Bone Stick

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bone,chicken,gross,jelly,peanut butter,pop
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Look, I'm not saying that chicken and sweet things can't go together, and I love a good peanut sauce, but using a chicken bone as a stick for a meat pop with peanut butter and jelly smeared on it is about as gross as you can get.

A Lovely Hostess

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babushka,chicken,dinner party,face,lemon
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You've thrown such a lovely party, it's almost a shame to eat you.

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