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The Colonel Doesn't Mess Around
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Say what you will, but the Colonel is nothing if not dedicated.

Tasty Tasty Rooster Sauce

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I love Sriracha as much as the next guy, believe me. But you'll never catch me in a limo with a guy in a chicken suit and a glass of the stuff. Not outside of Vegas anyway.

It's Gonna Need a Little More Time

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It's Gonna Need a Little More Time
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Lay down buddy, relax. Dinner isn't for a little while yet.

The Real Secret Ingredient of KFC Extra Tasty Crispy

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The Real Secret Ingredient of KFC Extra Tasty Crispy
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It also explains the US's deep involvement with the Middle East. They want you to think it's all about oil when really they're harvesting camel meat!

Red Velvet Chicken Strips

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Red Velvet Chicken Strips
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I've seen a lot of things baked into cake, but chicken? Birthdays just got weird.

Midday Snack: Behold the Majesty

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Midday Snack: Behold the Majesty
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You best show your dinner some serious respect before you shove it in your hole.