Say what you will, but the Colonel is nothing if not dedicated.
I love Sriracha as much as the next guy, believe me. But you'll never catch me in a limo with a guy in a chicken suit and a glass of the stuff. Not outside of Vegas anyway.
Lay down buddy, relax. Dinner isn't for a little while yet.
It also explains the US's deep involvement with the Middle East. They want you to think it's all about oil when really they're harvesting camel meat!
Slap two of every animal on a bun and call it lunch!
I've seen a lot of things baked into cake, but chicken? Birthdays just got weird.
You best show your dinner some serious respect before you shove it in your hole.