Spicy Vegetarian Chicken

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Spicy Vegetarian Chicken
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I need more protein than this carrot-beaked, spicy-feathered fool can provide.

Nobody Eats Fish Anymore

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Nobody Eats Fish Anymore
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I have to disguise myself just to get by. It's insulting, I tell ya!

WAIT UNTIL THIS MEAT DROPS

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WAIT UNTIL THIS MEAT DROPS
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Cooking with Skrillex is always an unparalleled journey through a frantic flavor-scape.

Cheez-It Crusted Chicken

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Cheez-It Crusted Chicken
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You could fry pretty much anything in a Cheez-Its breading and I'd shove it in my face so fast you'd never even get a whiff.

Buffalo Wing Cupcakes

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Buffalo Wing Cupcakes
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Do you have all your Superbowl snacks planned yet? Click the banner at the top of the page and we'll give you all sorts of ideas.

Like these buffalo wing cupcakes with blue cheese buttercream frosting. Make your friends eat them while you shout at the TV.

Are You Sure Those Chickens are Organic?

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Are You Sure Those Chickens are Organic?
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I just can't stand the idea of eating a bird that didn't have the chances in life I've had.

I Dunno Just Pick Me Up Something

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I Dunno Just Pick Me Up Something
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This is what happens to people who make vague requests; mystery meat.