The Colonel Arrives

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The Colonel Arrives
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Let me perform for you the dance of my chicken people.

Chicken Monster

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Chicken Monster
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He may no longer have a head, but there are other orifices he can terrify you with.

Chicken in a Waffle Cone

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Chicken in a Waffle Cone
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I'd bite the bottom off first and suck out all the syrup. Yum, chicken juice!

The Saddest Chicken

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The Saddest Chicken
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That's no way to behave when you're the butt of every joke!

Salmonella on a Stick

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Salmonella on a Stick
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Orange chicken, even worse! That's what got me sick at the Chinese joint down the street!

Tempura Fried Zygote

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Tempura Fried Zygote
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Do you think before it was fried it was a frozen embryo? They're my favorite band!