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He may no longer have a head, but there are other orifices he can terrify you with.
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I'd bite the bottom off first and suck out all the syrup. Yum, chicken juice!
That's no way to behave when you're the butt of every joke!
Orange chicken, even worse! That's what got me sick at the Chinese joint down the street!
Do you think before it was fried it was a frozen embryo? They're my favorite band!
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