No Energy Drink is That Powerful

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No Energy Drink is That Powerful
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If there really is an energy drink that can make me think I'm as great as Charlie Sheen thinks he is, I'll take three cases.

Obligatory Charlie Sheen Overindulgence Joke Meal

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Obligatory Charlie Sheen Overindulgence Joke Meal
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"Vodka Chicken, Tequila Lime Chicken, smoked ham and turkey, sharp cheddar cheese, and two sunny side up eggs on beer bread. Plus two lines of powdered sugar." Adonis DNA, here I come!