I'm on no carbs, I'll decorate with them but they're not going in my mouth!
The prizes in cereal sure have improved since I was a kid!
Dance monkey man, dance!
Now we know why they went extinct.
Just give me a whole bowl of Baby Ruths and we're good to go.
The irony is of course that terrorists totally aren't allowed to eat cereal.
Alright whiners, someone caved to your "I don't want my cereal to get soggy" pleas. Now shut it!