Make sure your meatcase is tightly packed before takeoff.
I don't know why an otter pop would need to go scuba diving, but I guess I'm glad it's well equipped.
Now if I can just teach my wine to yodel I'll be in great shape for Oktoberfest.
Well maybe if it sobered up and started seeing a therapist, things wouldn't be such a mess.
Don't point that thing at me, it might be loaded with caramel or nougat.
Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.
That's not a smile, it's just gas.
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