Waste not, want not. Hey, it's better for you than Hershey's syrup, right?
That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.
Oh Brochacho, we've been meaning to talk to you about your ice cream habit. Please don't take this the wrong way.
I want a fatty bit!
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