Aztec Apple God

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The most advanced ancient civilization on the planet was really just a bunch of fruits.

Optimelon Prime

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You're a little pulpy and bloated to be battling any Decepticons like that, Prime.

The Dark Lord's Dirty Secret

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No one knows this but Darth Vader was really into culinary presentation and would often send meals back with the force to be properly plated.

Angry Fruit

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They're super mad because the pigs made of cheese stole their seeds.

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