I prefer my demons sliced and dipped in whipped butter and goat cheese.
Hey man, too much of anything will kill ya.
It's called a cabbage head, it's got to live up to its potential.
Neat, where's my breakfast?
I never understood how that damn worm drove a car, can anyone explain that to me?
How many ways can you mock a melon?
Source: Moxie_ http://www.flickr.com/photos/moxie/5206824811/sizes/l/in/pool-93628034@N00/ Via: Craftzine http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2010/11/mst3kmelon.html
My oranges are so sour all the time.
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