Later on in the night we'll pack the sucker with m-80s and re-enact Luke's triumphant hit.
I like my snacks with big, snappy claws!
Cows give us butter, we make more cows. THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE!
Just smother them in butter and they'll calm right down.
What did he ever do to you, buddy?
I love you so much I'd scrape out your skull and spread it on a sandwich.
While most of the world just wastes peach and plum pits, China is all up in there making art. Feeling lazy, much?
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