Say it in a language he can understand.

Go nuts, kids, I'm sure you all know what an Evangelion is and why that white blob in the middle of a cake is exciting.

Oh how I long for magic earrings that turn me into a rock star. I suppose I can settle for cake.

I'm not sure what that dog's face is made of, but just trying to eat it would be quite an adventure.

Funny Food Photos - 90s Cartoon Cupcakes