Thanks for the oyster omelet, mom! I'm sure someone will want to trade for something much better.
If kitchen gadgets can work this kind of magic on vegetables, I fear for my pets left alone all day.
You might wanna get that looked at.
They left your eyebrows intact and gave you a blanket? Your friends are pretty much the nicest dudes out there.
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