Master of the VegFlute

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Master of the VegFlute
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And when you're done playing with your food you can make a melodious soup!

Vegetarian Tiger

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Vegetarian Tiger
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Very clever, but you need to finish your dinner before I'll give you dessert.

Veggie Bomb

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Veggie Bomb
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Do you think they'd let a bunch of carrots through TSA?

Vegan Lobster

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Vegan Lobster
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The meat in those claws isn't really up to par. But if you steam the whole thing up, it's still sweet and creamy!

Healthier Habit

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Healthier Habit
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Watch out, if you replace smokes with carrots 1:1 you may just turn orange.

Ruthless Vegan Snacks

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Ruthless Vegan Snacks
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What did he ever do to you, buddy?

Dude, Get a Haircut.

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Dude, Get a Haircut.
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I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.