If you're expecting beer, you're in for a nasty surprise.
You think you're SOOOO clever! You don't fool me with your metal, pull-tab bottle!
DON'T MAKE ME SPEND $3 ON A NEW OPENER, MOTHER EFFER!
St. Patrick's Day is coming up. Get drunk and follow this recipe, you simply can't screw it up!
Reminds me of Burning Man. You know, because there was so much bread. What?
No joke, I love spaghetti so much that I'm about to start hiding it in Pringles cans at home. This is straight up genius.
I prefer my chicken with a fine coating of afterbirth.
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