Can Openers are for Suckers

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Ugh, my weak metropolitan wrists can't handle the spoon method. Give me electric or give me nothing.

Cola Invaders

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Cola Invaders
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The coke drips out in perfect liquid cubes.

Get a Life

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Get a Life
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The first choice of gamers everywhere.

Seems About Right

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Seems About Right
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Refund? What about Crushed Pineapple don't you understand?

The Candwich: Dreams Do Come True!

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The Candwich: Dreams Do Come True!
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We all thought it would never reach fruition yet here it is, on store shelves. The very first sandwich in a can.

Truth in Advertising

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Truth in Advertising
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Yes, of course, after many months in a sealed can, why wouldn't a cheeseburger look as fresh and succulent as ever?