At least their teeth would be squeaky clean, right?

Cows give us butter, we make more cows. THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE!

Rafiki Deen properly reveres the power of butter.

Make sure and take its shoes off before you eat it, the rubber gets stuck in your teeth.

Y'all, I ain't convinced that this isn't an actual Paula Deen recipe.

What, no fryer?

I'm so glad god gave us cows.