Someday someone will recognize me in a drive through for being that one lady who writes crappy jokes about food on the internet. A girl can dream...
This horn of plenty is providing me with plenty of the only thing I need. Screw squash and corn!
When I can't decide what to have for breakfast I usually just mix my beer and whiskey so this makes perfect sense.
You smug, crown-wearing bastard, you are going DOWN!
Did you know there were almost 40 secret menu items at In-n-Out? Unfortunately none of them can guarantee to make those fries any good.
Being unable to choke down a single Tastycake, these sliders are a sure fire trip to barfytown.
After-dinner public nap = instant photo op.