Mmmmmmm... mango and mayonnaise, one of the classic burger combos!

Inb4: STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA! STOP WASTING FOOD! FAT AMERICANS! THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM!

You pay with leaves, this is what you get. Leaves for leaves!

After years of tireless research and experimentation, the world has finally got its Skittles burger. Behold. Quake before the culinary skills on display.

How about taking some ground beef and putting it over a heat source until it cooks? Are we still good with this?

Ground beef provides a great cushion if you've got a bad back.

I like things all squared up, personally.