Fresh Like Breakfast!

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breakfast,coffee,dental floss,flavored,floss
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It's better to floss the bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss than to just let the bacon chill between your teeth all day.

And a Good Morning to YOU!

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breakfast,eggs,face,pan,smile
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A sunny side up grin is the best way to wake up.

Hotel Schmotel

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I'm just gonna lock myself in the house with an iron and a coffee pot and call it a life. The internet said I could!

Free Pancakes From the Tyranny of Syrup

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breakfast,pancakes,plate,sauce,sloped,syrup
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Flavor my pancakes, don't drown them. Bonus, if you're a godless heathen you can use the reservoir of syrup for bacon dunking. Freak.

E.T. Nom Home

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alien,breakfast,danish,E.T,face,pastry
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I hope this Danish won't make me cry like the movie did. I don't think I can handle an emotional load like that so early in the morning.

Breakfast Utopia on a Bun

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breakfast,bun,egg,genius,hole,patty,sandwich,sausage
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I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.

This Just Won't Do

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breakfast,cake,eggs,magic,trick
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You can't make a decent omelet with these damn things. Oh well, cake for breakfast it is!

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