It's better to floss the bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss than to just let the bacon chill between your teeth all day.
A sunny side up grin is the best way to wake up.
I'm just gonna lock myself in the house with an iron and a coffee pot and call it a life. The internet said I could!
Flavor my pancakes, don't drown them. Bonus, if you're a godless heathen you can use the reservoir of syrup for bacon dunking. Freak.
I hope this Danish won't make me cry like the movie did. I don't think I can handle an emotional load like that so early in the morning.
I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.
You can't make a decent omelet with these damn things. Oh well, cake for breakfast it is!
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