Freshly Printed OJ

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 Freshly Printed OJ
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I wish someone would make me breakfast at the office.

Balanced Breakfast

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Balanced Breakfast
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These eggs have got everything you need to start your day.

Good Morning Starshine

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Good Morning Starshine
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Damnit, how many times do I have to tell you?! I like my flowers over medium!!!

Revolutionary Beverage!

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Revolutionary Beverage!
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Pageant moms have been feeding their kids this crap for years. Get with the times!

Purely Canadian Breakfast

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Purely Canadian Breakfast
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Star your day with civic pride! Then smuggle me some Codeine!

Most Important Meal of the Day

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Warning, rough language in descriptions of breakfast.