I wish someone would make me breakfast at the office.
These eggs have got everything you need to start your day.
You don't spell it son, you eat it!
Damnit, how many times do I have to tell you?! I like my flowers over medium!!!
Pageant moms have been feeding their kids this crap for years. Get with the times!
Star your day with civic pride! Then smuggle me some Codeine!
Warning, rough language in descriptions of breakfast.
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