Oh man, that giant portion of brains is totally what's making you fat.
Well that explains why they're always looking to eat our brains. They're all full up on cookies.
What's the sweetest gift a zombie could give to the zombie of their dreams? The freshest brain. Aw. Love.
Zombies are developing quite the cultured palates these days, seasoning and frying their brains before they eat them. How civilized!
Aw, they brought along some white turkeys for the traditional zombie nuptual bird-brain toast.
Any Iron Maiden fan worth their salt will join me in suspicion that Eddie's brains look so fresh and vital. That can't be right.
That makes one hell of a casserole!