When Facebook asks me "What's on your mind?" this is what I picture. My brain is pasta.
Sorry man, sucking on a brain won't make you any smarter. And no, you can't pay for candy with leaves.
The only way to kill an attacking brain is by tossing a saw blade at it, everyone knows that!
I can't think straight, it feels like a bunch of frat guys soaked my brain in vodka.
Via: Freakonomicon http://freakonomicon.tumblr.com/post/1365627678/exijo-uno-de-estos-sobre-mi-mesa-ahora-mismo
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