Drink My Calories

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Drink My Calories
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Can I get a butter float and a milkshake back with this?

Bomb It!

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Chug a lug, fools, time to decorate this place with some splatter paint!

White & Church Grasshopper Cocktail Garnish

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White & Church Grasshopper Cocktail Garnish
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Just because you're in Manhattan doesn't mean you aren't surrounded by nasty insects.

Toilet Shot Glasses

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Toilet Shot Glasses
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When you've only got about an ounce left in each bottle in your liquor cabinet you mix it all together, invite a couple friends over and drink it out of these. Nothing better than the best!

Hope You Remember Your Birthday

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Hope You Remember Your Birthday
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A Four Loko this big is pretty much a blackout in a sugary, frosting covered can.

Pre-Packaged Jello Shots

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Pre-Packaged Jello Shots
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Because airline bottles are just a little too classy sometimes. SSSSLLUUUURRRRRPPP

Chocolate Frog Jelly Shots

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Chocolate Frog Jelly Shots
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In honor of the last Harry Potter movie coming out this week sniff sniff here are some boozy, jiggly chocolate frogs that look like turds and will get you drunk.