So rummy! But with a smack of ham to it!

Warning: Bro swears! Protect your innocent ears!

Some wine, a little raclette, a fine afternoon during a controlled fall.

Hey Mr. Drunky, let's get drunky! hic

Just remember to sleep on your side, you don't want to end up like Jimi there. Posthumously shilling crappy vodka, that is.

I can only type my name, I wonder how drunk I can get me?

Dude, let him out, he's freezing!

I'm doomed to never be able to properly clean these suckers.