Shoot yourself in the face with tequila like a man!
Stick a sword in me, I'm drunk!
So rummy! But with a smack of ham to it!
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Some wine, a little raclette, a fine afternoon during a controlled fall.
Hey Mr. Drunky, let's get drunky! hic
Just remember to sleep on your side, you don't want to end up like Jimi there. Posthumously shilling crappy vodka, that is.
I can only type my name, I wonder how drunk I can get me?
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