I call happy hour "journaling."

Except there was that one time I only had a salad for dinner and then drank like four shots and three beers. Let me tell you, salad does not soak up booze like a burger does. I puked and popped a blood vessel in my eye that night.

What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!

Drinkify is a site that tells you what to drink depending on what music you're listening to. Here's hoping you're all listening to Heavy D. RIP, Hev. "Now That We've Found Love" we're going to put a kiwi in it and pour out a drop for you.

More celebs at Roflrazzi!

It's a stretch to claim the "natural" provenance of those canned fruits but I'll support any instance of pouring booze on something and calling it cooking.

Going camping? You're going to need a little liquid fire to keep warm. This should do.

I was raised on baby bottle Manhattans.