No, Vodka For You

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No, Vodka For You
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What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!

Drinkify Heavy D.

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Drinkify Heavy D.
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Drinkify is a site that tells you what to drink depending on what music you're listening to. Here's hoping you're all listening to Heavy D. RIP, Hev. "Now That We've Found Love" we're going to put a kiwi in it and pour out a drop for you.

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An Ancient Tradition

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An Ancient Tradition
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It's a stretch to claim the "natural" provenance of those canned fruits but I'll support any instance of pouring booze on something and calling it cooking.

The Weekender

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The Weekender
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Going camping? You're going to need a little liquid fire to keep warm. This should do.

Mommy Was a Mixologist

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Mommy Was a Mixologist
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I was raised on baby bottle Manhattans.

BAM!

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BAM!
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Shoot yourself in the face with tequila like a man!