Except there was that one time I only had a salad for dinner and then drank like four shots and three beers. Let me tell you, salad does not soak up booze like a burger does. I puked and popped a blood vessel in my eye that night.
Drinkify is a site that tells you what to drink depending on what music you're listening to. Here's hoping you're all listening to Heavy D. RIP, Hev. "Now That We've Found Love" we're going to put a kiwi in it and pour out a drop for you.