booze

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Don't get drunk and slip on your flask!

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I prefer to make a big batch to trick myself into believing I have friends. All the alcohol makes the fantasy easier to swallow.

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I'd imagine that if you left egg nog in the carton long enough it would solidify into a similar texture and take on some behavior-altering chemical qualities as well. Laziness wins!

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I know I'm ready for this meal. I don't even need teeth!

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Mario Kart fans, start your engines! But don't get too plastered, take it easy.

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I call happy hour "journaling."

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Except there was that one time I only had a salad for dinner and then drank like four shots and three beers. Let me tell you, salad does not soak up booze like a burger does. I puked and popped a blood vessel in my eye that night.