No Shame in Drinking Alone

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I prefer to make a big batch to trick myself into believing I have friends. All the alcohol makes the fantasy easier to swallow.

Egg Nog Jello Shots

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Egg Nog Jello Shots
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I'd imagine that if you left egg nog in the carton long enough it would solidify into a similar texture and take on some behavior-altering chemical qualities as well. Laziness wins!

Just Add Corkscrew

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Just Add Corkscrew
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I know I'm ready for this meal. I don't even need teeth!

Rainbow Road Jello Shots!

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Rainbow Road Jello Shots!
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Mario Kart fans, start your engines! But don't get too plastered, take it easy.

Dude, Tell the Salad Story!

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Dude, Tell the Salad Story!
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Except there was that one time I only had a salad for dinner and then drank like four shots and three beers. Let me tell you, salad does not soak up booze like a burger does. I puked and popped a blood vessel in my eye that night.