Do you have scurvy and an iron deficiency? This orange flavored, totally-real-I-swear blood beverage has you covered.
What's the sweetest gift a zombie could give to the zombie of their dreams? The freshest brain. Aw. Love.
Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!
Nobody cares but NOM.
Aw, they brought along some white turkeys for the traditional zombie nuptual bird-brain toast.
Suck all the cherry blood out of it and send back a dessicated cake lump.
The only way to kill an attacking brain is by tossing a saw blade at it, everyone knows that!
Super Genius Man Tapes Mentos to His Body Then Jumps Into ...
A Random Text for Somebody Named Ash Turns Into an Opportunity ...
This is the Worst Elevator Ride These Guys Will Ever Have
Best of Tinder Week 2/22-2/27
Meet the McDonalds Employee Who Hates Fun
The Weightlifter's Struggle
These Terrifying Maps Show What Major Cities Would Look Like ...
Thank Your Lucky Stars You Don't Have a Schedule Like This ...
This Lady Gives the Ultimate How-To Guide To Dickpics
Historically Accurate Disney Costumes are More Beautiful ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more