Pleased to meet you. Would you mind terribly if I snacked on your BRAAAAIIIIINNNNNS?

Do you have scurvy and an iron deficiency? This orange flavored, totally-real-I-swear blood beverage has you covered.

What's the sweetest gift a zombie could give to the zombie of their dreams? The freshest brain. Aw. Love.

Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!

Nobody cares but NOM.

Aw, they brought along some white turkeys for the traditional zombie nuptual bird-brain toast.

Suck all the cherry blood out of it and send back a dessicated cake lump.