birthday

birthday,bong,cake,candy,gummies,stoners,ugly
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Who cares how it looks? The birthday boy will undoubtedly be stoned enough to eat anything.

21,beer,birthday,cake,frosting,Heineken,keg
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Why waste time and money on cake? Just tape a sparkler to a keg and you're good to go.

birthday,burger,cake,frosting,sandwich
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This sandwich is my favorite kind. The bread is made of cake and instead of pb&j there's just a ton of frosting.

birthday,cake,dad,old
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At some point we all just reach "old" and then people just call us "old" until we die. Damn kids.

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