Oh how I long for magic earrings that turn me into a rock star. I suppose I can settle for cake.

This dude needs a rewind button. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/socially-awkward-penguin#.Tg0GQ2Hld8E

http://memebase.com/category/socially-awkward-penguin/

Somebody needs to clarify for Pappy Jack what's really going on here.

I never realized that Yoda was part rabbit. Those ears are out of control.

Well isn't this a special celebratory treat? Oops, did I let those candles burn too long and melt everything? Darn, guess we'll have to have cake.

His friends honored him with inaccuracies.

In my old-lady brain, Dave Grohl is the drummer for Nirvana who went on to start a little band with his little friends that no one has ever heard of.