Cody's gonna have quite a birthday surprise when this thing splits open and thousands of spiders come pouring out.
Don't worry Pedobear, there are little ones being born every day. What? I mean little cakes!
I like to think this burger and fries is turning 4 today and has been sitting there, not rotting for all these years.
That sad little sugar pickaxe isn't gonna make a dent.
People, like, DIE at 40 right? Isn't that like HELLA old?!
As long as you keep your unmentionables out of the way of any cameras I think you'll be safe.
Ugh just cut it already, I'm hungry.
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