Doping scandal? What doping scandal? I'm just sitting here enjoying a beer packed with sweet, nutritious steroids!
Soaking in gross chlorinated water is overrated. Beer is where it's at.
I'm pretty sure when you've reached the bottom of a can this large you're dealing with some nasty, flat, warm dregs.
We could all stand to learn a thing or two about getting what we want.
If you're gonna drink in the park, it's best to fit in.
Well so does mommy, and she gets first dibs!
Your beer deserves a koozie that matches your personality.
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