Hot on the outside, cold to the core. I'm a typical lady.

Its about time my three year old brings me an OPEN beer. God what is he good for anyway?

I trust we all drank our fill of cheap beer in plastic cups this weekend. This poor guy got left behind as usual.

Mmmmm, warm cheap beer...

Because you need two hands for the other two beers.

I'm pretty sure this is how all things that make you look cool are made. Cigarettes, mustaches, Trans Ams, tank tops...

Just grabbing a little something on my way out.