These two are reliving their college days of gettin' wasted in the ol' rowboat.
I took a trip to Germany when I was in high school and the memories look pretty much exactly like this.
Lighter fluid now cheaper than beer. Set yourself on fire, don't drink!
I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.
The only chickness you'll be witnessing is my ladylike fist ramming this sexist abomination down your throat. I mean, honey, can you open this for me? I just did my nails!
Hot on the outside, cold to the core. I'm a typical lady.