Oktoberfloat

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Oktoberfloat
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These two are reliving their college days of gettin' wasted in the ol' rowboat.

Beer Spins

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Beer Spins
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I took a trip to Germany when I was in high school and the memories look pretty much exactly like this.

One or the Other

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One or the Other
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Lighter fluid now cheaper than beer. Set yourself on fire, don't drink!

Not Enough Hands!

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Not Enough Hands!
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I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.

Ugh, That Bottle is So Fat

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Ugh, That Bottle is So Fat
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The only chickness you'll be witnessing is my ladylike fist ramming this sexist abomination down your throat. I mean, honey, can you open this for me? I just did my nails!

I'm Chilly on the Inside

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I'm Chilly on the Inside
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Hot on the outside, cold to the core. I'm a typical lady.