Get a life! Hell, get four!
Let's shotgun the fat guy and the one with the nose.
Ooh I hope tomorrow there's a bologna sandwich shoved in there!
Let's hope he has enough strength left to lift at least one stein to his lips. Something to drown his tears in.
The more you drink, the more painfully he drowns. Sorry buddy!
I hope he's charging for a show like that.
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