Get a life! Hell, get four!
Let's shotgun the fat guy and the one with the nose.
Ooh I hope tomorrow there's a bologna sandwich shoved in there!
Let's hope he has enough strength left to lift at least one stein to his lips. Something to drown his tears in.
The more you drink, the more painfully he drowns. Sorry buddy!
I hope he's charging for a show like that.
You look like strawberry Yoo Hoo but you claim to be beer but you are flavored like a donut that is covered with sweet tree sap and pig parts? I can't even...