A wall covered in coffee beans would be mighty useful for a quick pick me up during a summer rain.
That there is a cheap way to get your fiber and your kicks.
Food that cooks itself or insulting "compliments" yelled by construction workers?
Considering all I do when I go camping is sit around and drink beer, this breakfast is some serious overkill. But you don't see me complaining.
You will never be invincible to the allure of quesadillas. Never!
Cooking at home alone is a risky proposition. You might get caught in a war of wits.
I'm not sure that's enough coffee for a real night owl.