The Greatest Gift of All

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The Greatest Gift of All
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My hands don't understand how to mold of cut anything into small circles. Too complicated.

BBQ Cologne

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In which the geniuses at Foodbeast learn that cologne is not palatable.

Bacon-Weave Angus beef Burger

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Bacon-Weave Angus beef Burger
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For safety's sake, wrap that burger up nice and tight.

It's Gonna Need a Little More Time

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It's Gonna Need a Little More Time
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Lay down buddy, relax. Dinner isn't for a little while yet.

Swashbuckling Grillmaster

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Swashbuckling Grillmaster
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Man grill! Man tame fire and cook meat! Man vanquishes evil sausage with manly meat sword!

Daily Cake: Smoky Porterhouse

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Daily Cake: Smoky Porterhouse
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I like mine rare, can I get a little extra raspberry filling?

Teenage Mutant Bacon Turtles

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Teenage Mutant Bacon Turtles
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The rest of the dudes are always ganging up on Michelangelo.