My hands don't understand how to mold of cut anything into small circles. Too complicated.
In which the geniuses at Foodbeast learn that cologne is not palatable.
For safety's sake, wrap that burger up nice and tight.
Lay down buddy, relax. Dinner isn't for a little while yet.
Man grill! Man tame fire and cook meat! Man vanquishes evil sausage with manly meat sword!
I like mine rare, can I get a little extra raspberry filling?
The rest of the dudes are always ganging up on Michelangelo.