Stop hiding caffeine in chocolate. Just chew on some coffee and call it good.

Don't get cheeky with me, mister. I'll bite your face off!

Now that's a dinner!

I was raised on baby bottle Manhattans.

Whiskey never seems to be cold enough no matter how much ice is in it. This is seriously cool.

I'm about to start a pilgrimage across the country having birthdays at chain restaurants every day along the way.