I'll just have a twinkie, thanks. I'd like to keep all my digits intact.
Once you've got the paper version down we can talk about moving onto real fruit.
Scratch a banana, it gets brown and gross. Scratch it carefully and it becomes super awesome art! Either way, it ends up banana bread.
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Slices easily through soft, cylindrical objects and foodstuffs.
Stupid fruit, why can't you be predictable?
Grape and vanilla flavored banana shaped, frozen, and allllll mine!
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