I'll just have a twinkie, thanks. I'd like to keep all my digits intact.
Once you've got the paper version down we can talk about moving onto real fruit.
Scratch a banana, it gets brown and gross. Scratch it carefully and it becomes super awesome art! Either way, it ends up banana bread.
Here's some more food learnin' for ya. Impress your friends!
Slices easily through soft, cylindrical objects and foodstuffs.
Stupid fruit, why can't you be predictable?
Grape and vanilla flavored banana shaped, frozen, and allllll mine!
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