Hold Still, Baby!

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Hold Still, Baby!
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It's a fact, babies' faces are 50 times cleaner than our own.

Burrito Baby

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Burrito Baby
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Hey, baby! Tom Haverford was very specific when he said tortillas are "bean blankets" not baby blankets. Have a little respect, man!

Early Show: Don't Wake the Baby!

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GOOD MORNING! I TRUST YOU HAD NO NIGHTMARES! HERE, TAKE THIS ONE!

Daily Cake: Pasta Baby

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Daily Cake: Pasta Baby
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That little baby is me, the pasta is my obsession, the Russian text? That's a mystery.

Early Show: The Belly Finds a Way

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This is just... well... I'd slap that baby too.

Stewie Griffin Burger

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Stewie Griffin Burger
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"Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."