It's a fact, babies' faces are 50 times cleaner than our own.

Hey, baby! Tom Haverford was very specific when he said tortillas are "bean blankets" not baby blankets. Have a little respect, man!

GOOD MORNING! I TRUST YOU HAD NO NIGHTMARES! HERE, TAKE THIS ONE!

That little baby is me, the pasta is my obsession, the Russian text? That's a mystery.

This is just... well... I'd slap that baby too.

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"Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."