I've always wanted a slice of pizza that never goes bad so I can just look at it all day, every day.
I don't have time for cereal at 8 a.m. and tacos at noon. This product is perfect for me!
I'd build a rice palace to memorialize my love. But then of course I'd have to eat it.
I dunno, without Tom Hiddleston it lacks a certain super dreamy, I don't care how evil you are just smile at me sort of charm.
Light and fluffy, no calories!
Is that Neil deGrasse Tyson on a tortilla? Badass!
Bigfoot looks so excited to have his portrait done in jerky. I mean, it's probably his favorite food, right?
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