The irony is of course that terrorists totally aren't allowed to eat cereal.

I'm gonna need a lot more than a little coffee to keep me alert enough to care about the royal wedding.

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If you need a mobile over your bed to remind you to eat breakfast every morning

"There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you." Hungry for licorice pole, right?

Sure you can draw a bunny on my coffee, but can you make it taste like rabbit?

Duct tape really can fix anything, even hunger!

The crust isn't even remotely browned. I bet it's cold in the middle. Ripoff. Worst yarn pie ever.