How did Quirrel resist gnawing on the lovely fresh apple on the back of his head for so long?
White rabbits with red eyes are so creepy. I bet this was carved by the teeth of a white rabbit just to push the creepy factor over the edge.
Man are they gonna be mad when they try to eat me. That idiot used way too much cinnamon and I'm nearly inedible.
Some people have incredibly strange habits when they're eating.
My, what lovely filling!
You might wanna get that looked at.
I learned this in my advanced "Mess Making For Toddlers" class last semester.
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