Well SOMEBODY doesn't like his lessons in food form!
Never cross an angry man who just wants some damn breakfast.
I'll just have a twinkie, thanks. I'd like to keep all my digits intact.
For so much aggression in preparation, these boys sure do sit down to a dignified meal.
Great party, Glen. Can I get another shot of drain cleaner?
Seriously, just give her a little more time in the tanning booth and she'll come out golden and happy.
Man are they gonna be mad when they try to eat me. That idiot used way too much cinnamon and I'm nearly inedible.
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