A bag of oats, twigs and crunchy dried berries does not deserve such an exclamation.
My favorite gallery openings are the ones where we all get to eat the art afterwards.
Inb4 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Take that dragon down by biting his head off. This is a cake!
Who do I have to throw money at to make this a reality?
From the SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY files.
I request that every workplace have a mandatory gravy dispenser in the break room. It's the right thing to do.
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