It's the day to sneak out for a little drink with coworkers! Or if you're like us, just pop open a cold one at your desk and avoid eye contact with everyone in the office as usual.

Can I get a butter float and a milkshake back with this?

Chug a lug, fools, time to decorate this place with some splatter paint!

Just because you're in Manhattan doesn't mean you aren't surrounded by nasty insects.

When you've only got about an ounce left in each bottle in your liquor cabinet you mix it all together, invite a couple friends over and drink it out of these. Nothing better than the best!

Because airline bottles are just a little too classy sometimes. SSSSLLUUUURRRRRPPP

In honor of the last Harry Potter movie coming out this week sniff sniff here are some boozy, jiggly chocolate frogs that look like turds and will get you drunk.